Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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