i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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