Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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