me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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