Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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