for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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