I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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