So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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