Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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