so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's blow job season.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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