i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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