so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
