Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
tell me about the fingering
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