We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
