i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
please come you make the beer taste better
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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