I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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