is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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