Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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