can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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