i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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