how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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