ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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