well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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