Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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