we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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