My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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