No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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