You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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