lets start a swedish sibling band together
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
This baby is an asshole
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Im part way to drunk.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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