Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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