I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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