I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
bring money and cleavage
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course