Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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