"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sorry about my life...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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