SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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