dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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