normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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