By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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