I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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