it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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