question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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