just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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