shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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