dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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