And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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