May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i just had sex bonerless
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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