You're a womanizer and a bitch.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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