Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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