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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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