you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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