Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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