that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
