Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
