Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I had to cum in my sink.
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