Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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