I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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